Confessions of a Most Heinous Nature

1) I do not know what the A-Team is.

2) The only Muppets program I have ever watched is A Muppet Christmas Carol.

3) I have yet to finish watching Blade Runner.

4) I don’t get why Aquaman is in the Justice League.

5) I did not know who Whiplash was until the buzz about the Iron Man 2 movie came out.

6) There was once a time I drew a Crimson Dawn tattoo on my face just to be like Psylocke.

7) I hate 90% of the beer I have had thus far in my life.

8) I like watching hentai. Yup. I said it.

9) I have no freaking idea who the Decemberists are.

10) Sandwich meat (without the sandwich) are among my favourite snack foods.

11) I actually prefer American grammar rules.

12) I stare at other women’s legs through my sunglasses, usually envying the fact that they do not have scars all over them.

13) I do not remember a goddamn thing about Jurassic Park.

14) I prefer Star Trek over Star Wars.

15) I did not learn how to ride a bike until I was 16.

16) I firmly believe that there is no such thing as true altruism.

17) When I sneeze, I make that squeaking sound on purpose so that people will think the sneeze is cute instead of totally disgusting.

18) I censor and/or delete 9 out of every 10 pictures of myself.

19) I only started cooking for myself about a year ago.

20) I push my geekiness to the forefront so that people will find that cute about me, thus drawing attention away from my other, far less appealing qualities.

21) I used to think that God was my “real” father.

22) I cry. A lot. Not necessarily over sad things, either.

23) I am not good at video games. (But I still love them!)

24) I have never seen the Ghostbuster movies.

25) I have never seen any Indiana Jones start to finish.

26) I am running out of things to confess so I will save the rest for another time.